After I showed Mike my Turkey Fryers post, he informed me that they are actually called Turkey Fries.
Oops. I can assure you that the correct terminology does not affect what they are. Or how they taste. Or how they feel in your mouth. I'm sure you get my point. Ahem...
Rebecca was right when she said they were like Rocky Mountain Oysters.
Yep, folks. When we go to eat at my family's gatherings we do crazy things like try to crack a coconut. When we go to Mike's family's gatherings we fry up and eat Turkey Testicles.